Too Windy

 I planned to sit on the porch so I could see the trees that are beginning to bloom, the grass is turning green, the sun is shining...great day!

So I took my eggs and drimmel out on the porch, planning to carve some for Easter. It worked all right until the phone rang. I put the egg down that I was just about finished with and the wind blew it away. It cracked when it hit the porch and all the pieces ended up on the ground.

Too bad about that plan.