Today I was in the lunch line at the hospital cafeteria. I spilled a little water and asked for a towel to get it up. The lady behind me said not to worry about it, she makes messes all the time...really big messes.
I got to the cash register and heard a commotion. I looked back and she had about five towels cleaning up a mess. I asked her if she'd done that. She said she had knocked her whole glass over, ice, sticky stuff.
I said, "You didn't lie!"