Today, it was definitely, "Or what?"
I put on a white blouse under my pink smock to volunteer at the hospital. I managed to flip my Styrofoam container of scrambled eggs with hot sauce onto my blouse. I was nearly finished so just one piece of bacon hit the floor and small pieces of egg, but still I had visible hot sauce spots on my blouse.
So I decided to button my smock to cover the evidence of my klutz moment. My first effort resulted in buttoning my smock onto my blouse. I did notice and fixed it, but none of that made me feel smart or deft.