I didn't volunteer today. I went for an MRI. I hadn't had one before and was happy I wasn't cold and didn't start to itch all over as soon as they said to be still. I gave Larry my fitbit while I was in there so I got a few steps that weren't actually mine.
I wonder why they think a paper band around my wrist will keep me safe. That's what they said as they put it on, "This is for your safety." Larry said he thinks it is for correct identification when they pull me from a body bag as the morgue. That doesn't sound safe, either.
When they give me a list of yes/no questions, I need an "I don't have a clue" column.