Daddy used to say somebody was "Land Poor." It didn't mean the person didn't have any land, it meant the person didn't have any money because all of it was tied up in land.
Today I had mulch delivered. The only place the guy was able to dump it was in one of the driveway offshoots. Everywhere else was either boggy or too sharp a turn, or not level enough.
I am pretty anxious to get weather nice enough to start putting out the mulch. I was surprised they delivered it today because it was so drizzly. But I'm glad to have it.