I like flowers, bushes, trees, and grass outside. My husband likes those things plus bird feeders, birdbaths, gnomes, and stuff. He recently put a tall flag out front. I asked if he was going to get one of those green Jesus signs next.
He said defensively, "I might."
I asked if he knew where they got them.
He said from church. So I knew we wouldn't be getting a Jesus sign.
I was telling my friend that story and she said, "Come to church with me and I'll steal him one from the Baptists."