Today I found the beverage aisle and looked for beer so I could make my slug trap using the directions from the Farmers' Almanac. No beer. I found a guy and asked where they'd hidden the beer. He said, "It's a moist county. The only place you can find beer is in a restaurant."
I guess they don't have slugs in that county. Or they have lots and lots and don't care.
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