Tuesday, February 7, 2012

It's a Moist County

Today I found the beverage aisle and looked for beer so I could make my slug trap using the directions from the Farmers' Almanac.  No beer.  I found a guy and asked where they'd hidden the beer.  He said, "It's a moist county.  The only place you can find beer is in a restaurant."
I guess they don't have slugs in that county.  Or they have lots and lots and don't care.

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